Somebody sold his soul to Satan!

Oh yes he did!



I laughed harder at that than I did at the "White Wedding" video.

Don't worry, there's an entire album for your listening pleasure.

AZIS!!!!

Seriously. I love this guy. His name is Azis, he's very clearly gay, spends WAAAAAAAY too much tanning, and probably an equal amount of time bleaching his hair and goatee white.
Just watch. No, really. Fucking hilarious the whole way through.
Now, aren't you glad you don't live in Bulgaria? Unless you do, of course.

Don't complain!

Theres always someone worse off than you.

Songs to scream along to.

For whatever reasons, I was reminded today of one of my all time favorite songs to scream along to.
Somehow, my voice does not comfortably go into the range of the singer from The Offspring. But, I can compensate for that. By screaming the chorus of the song, just like they do...

"Self Esteem"




And, same here. I don't know why, there are some artists (Morissey comes to mind first, oddly enough) who I can sing along with perfectly (at least in my head, and none of my friends have ever been all "shut the fuck up, tone deaf bitch!", so I go with that), but this man is NOT one of them. (I can never remember if he's Richard Patrick or Robert Patrick. Stupid parents, why not name them two names that DON'T start with R? Why?)

"Hey Man, Nice Shot"



Additional note-okay, five years of smoking seems to have done the trick. I'm now sounding remarkably in these ranges...sigh.

Something this stupid has to be shared

Here is a quote from our favorite Mensa candidate, Jessica Simpson.


"I love to kiss with my eyes open, because I can take in the entire situation and know if I'm enjoying it or not."

Yeah, that's it. If I just keep my eyes open, I'll know if I'm enjoying it or not. Because, I'd hate to close my eyes, and not enjoy myself, and only realize it afterwards.

Suddenly, dairy products seem so much scarier than I ever thought possible.